Jean-Luc is ready to fight Jack Daniel’s after a crazy night – ‘F**k You, Jack Daniel’s!


Deckhand Jean-Luc Cerza Lanaux of Sailboat under the bridge has a bone to choose with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s whiskey, he hilariously lamented the amount he drank during a crazy night with the crew.

Crew nights on the boat turn out crazier than crew nights in town. The clash is already in progress. Also, since no one is driving or dining in public, drinking as much alcohol as possible is unlimited. At least for Cerza Lanaux who, despite her seven-foot tall stature, is no match for too much whiskey.

Jean-Luc Cerza-Lanaux of ‘Below Deck Sailing Yacht’ | Laurent Basset/Bravo

The pizza and the beer end with whiskey and the hot tub

The crew celebrates a successful charter on the sailboat. And while clubbing may not be possible, partying on the yacht means inhibitions have walked the board. After dining on pizza and beer, the crew ups their party a notch or ten. They bring out the hard liquor and everyone starts making shots.

While everyone puts on some serious hard liquor, Cerza Lanaux pounding the glasses. Cameras capture him drinking alcohol, then later sitting in the hot tub, eyes half-mast.

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“So who’s the drunkest girl and I think it’s JL,” deckhand Sydney Zaruba points out as Cerza Lanaux smiles painlessly from the hot tub. First Mate Gary King points out that Cerza Lanaux is the drunkest boy and girl aboard the boat.

Chief Engineer Colin Macrae, who shares a bunk with Cerza Lanaux, sits nearby and asks Cerza Lanaux if he’s okay. “JL is a wasted white girl,” laughs Macrae in a confessional.

“I’m fantastic,” replies Cerza Lanaux. His “fantastic” feeling will not last long.

“Fuck you, Jack Daniel’s”, exclaims Jean-Luc Cerza Lanaux

The party gets even crazier as more crew members connect, including King and Zaruba, which could prove problematic. King is Zaruba’s boss – hello awkward on deck.

As for Cerza Lanaux, the fast and furious consumption of alcohol catches up with him and he ends up throwing up in the bathroom. Macrae, who is bouncing around in bed while Cerza Lanaux is in the bathroom, asks him if he had a “good chunder” which means “to vomit”.

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“Yeah, no, it was very productive, honestly,” Cerza Lanaux says now in her bunk, her eyes closed. As he falls asleep, Cerza Lanaux struggles with the very alcohol that sent him to the bathroom.

“Motherf**king Jack Daniel’s,” Cerza Lanaux mutters as he struggles to get comfortable in his tiny bunk. He continues to growl, often uttering unintelligible phrases, which becomes absolute comedy for Macrae who is laughing in the bunk under Cerza Lanaux. In fact, Macrae tries to ask Cerza Lanaux when he gets up in the morning. But all he gets is “F**k Jack Daniel’s”.

So how does Cerza Lanaux feel the next day? Discover on Sailboat under the bridgeevery Monday at 9/8c on Bravo.

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